Dear Parents: Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around naked. A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she liked it. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to party.You can't blame us, we were taught to rebel since day one.
One side note. When you find or think of something humorous that you would like to share with folks, don't share it with your husband first or it will end up on Facebook and Twitter before you have a chance. At least the guy appreciates my sense of humor I suppose.